Commando (film)/Funny

• A Green Beret giving John Matrix a send off at gun point before it hilariously backfires in his face. Literally.

Mook: Fuck you, asshole. [Pulls the trigger but the gun is out of ammo]

Matrix: Fuck you, asshole. [Punches the mook in the face]

• It's a very secure film that can mock its own fight scenes:

Cook: This Green Beret's going to kick your big ass.
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast! And right now I'm very hungry!
Cindy: [Trying to avoid the fighting] I can't believe this macho bullshit! These guys eat too much red meat!

• "I let him go."
• "Don't wake my friend. He's dead tired."