Comedic Sociopathy/Quotes
"Mwahahaha... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems mean..."—Barney, How I Met Your Mother
"How much humor can we milk out of psychotic behavior? Find out this fall! Only on Marvel/DC!
"It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's frickin' hilarious!"—T-shirt slogan
"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy- that's funny."—Bender, Futurama
Richard III is Shakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets listed as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In Richard III, a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for any of them.
Dwarf: By Moradin's beard! Why do only our homes and children burn?!
Black Mage [winking]: Because it seemed excessively cruel!
"Whenever someone gets run over, I giggle. Does that make me a bad person?"—Anon
Gary: Right now you are down and out,
And feelin' really crappy...
Nicky: I'll say.
Gary: But when I see how sad you are,
It sorta makes me... happy!
Nicky: Happy?!
Gary: Sorry, Nicky; human nature!
Nothin' I can do;
It's schadenfreude,
Makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!
Eddie, matter of factly: You know, it's funny. They say that television encourages violence. But I'm smashing his face in, and we haven't got one!—Eddie Hitler, Bottom
Comedy is death, HATREDY. / Step before the spotlight, / Laughter is your death-right / Crash and burn in horror
Make them squirm / Want to leave / After they / buy their drinks
I hate this audience / Regardless of applaudience / Like to take you away / Burn you in piles of hate
I hate the talent here / So dull and so full of fear
I'll beat you all to the punch / With an axe and a hack to the guts
I'll take the microphone stand / Run it through your neck
Cut off both your hands / Is this thing even fucking on?
Are you fucking deaf / Or just too scared to run?
Please take my wife, please take my wife / Then I’ll take your wife, then I’ll fuck your wife
Just a fucking joke, though its kinda' not / There’s a little truth in every single shot
Fueled by hate / Await your fate / Your time has come / To die on stage
It's funny / Because it's not