Closet Key/Quotes

Thanks to you, I know what I want and I can't go back!

—I Can't Think Straight

"...still, I have to accept -- that I love you. I love you, and I don't wanna be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys, I just want you."

—Santana to Brittany, Glee

Howard: You’ve given me the keys!
Vince: The keys to what?

Howard: The keys to a whole new kingdom. A whole new kingdom of gaydom! I'm a gay! I'm a massive gayist! Whoo!

—The Mighty Boosh, "Party"

"When I was a kid, I would get these headaches, and I went to the doctor, and they said that I needed glasses. I didn't understand that. It didn't make sense to me because I could see fine. And then I get the glasses, and I put them on, and I'm in the car on the way home, and suddenly I yell... Because the big green blobs that I had been staring at my whole life, they weren't big green blobs. They were leaves on trees. I could see the leaves. And I didn't even know I was missing the leaves. I didn't even know that leaves existed, and then... Leaves! You... are glasses. I am so gay. I am so, so, so gay! I am extremely gay!"

—Erica to Callie on Grey's Anatomy

"Then I met him -- A beautiful young man with blonde hair. No matter how many I've killed, no matter that I've lost my country, it was all like a dream. But, it's been different since I've met him. Everything seems real. I'm not lonely anymore."

—Roberto, Monster