Chunky Salsa Rule/Haiku

Judging by that hit,
There's no chance in hell that he's
Getting up from that.

—So We Ate Them

Forget your Hit Points,
Your AC won't count, either.
That hit KILLS YOU DEAD.

—Shar Phoe

I'd like to point out
You do have vital organs
And you ate grenades.

—Peteman

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