Chuck Norris/WMG

The only person who could defeat Chuck Norris was Patrick McGoohan

If you watch The Prisoner it becomes obvious that McGoohan could do anything. However, when he was alive he took a pacifistic "no fighting unless forced" stance. Then he passed away and now there's no stopping Norris.

Jossed, Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.
- And that's how you know that movie was a work of fiction.

Chuck Norris is not god

And to claim that he is is an insult to the infinite power and might that is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is more powerful than every god ever heard of COMBINED.

Chuck Norris is from Prussia

Because it explains alot.

Chuck Norris is not from Prussia

Because Prussia is from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee are the same person

They are both the most powerful people ever known. In Way of the Dragon Lee split himself for the scean and made one half his Lee form and the other his Norris form, the Norris half lost because the only person who can beat Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris is himself.

Rory Williams is Chuck Norris.

Molly Weasley is Chuck Norris's cousin/sister/mother/whatever.

Both redheaded Badasses. And yes, this would make Chuck Norris a wizard. I wouldn't put it past him.

Chuck Norris is the Emperor of Man

PRAISE HIM AND STRIKE DOWN HIS FOES!!!

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