Chronicle/Funny

• The guys' various acts of telekinetic abuse at the mall.

Steve: (after moving a woman's car) Yes, it was the black guy this time.
Telekinetically animated teddy bear: (to surprised little kid) What'chu lookin' at girl?! Stay in school!

• During the first flying scene: "Hey, what's that noise?"
  • Before that: "Engage hyperspeed!" "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?"
• "HE'S A NINJA!"
• During the rave early in the film, Matt attempts to get philosophical to attract Casey's attention. Andrew's response:

"Hey, Matt? What did Jung say about glowsticks?"

• The first two times Matt tries to fly, he leaps into the air...and lands flat on his face.

Matt: Goddamnit!

• • And then Andrew gets it on his first go, and Matt tries again... And fails once again, much to the floating Steven & Andrew's amusement.