Chaotic Stupid/Quotes

I hate rules! They make me itch! YAARRR!

—Dhur, Meat Shield.

413. The Chaotic Neutral alignment is forever closed to me.

—Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG

"I am Wreck-Gar! I dare to be stupid!"

—Wreck-Gar, Transformers Animated

Mac: Guys, why aren't the brakes working?!

Charlie: Because I cut the brakes! Wild card, bitches! YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAWWWW!!! (Leaps from van.)

—Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

You guess you should feel grateful toward him for saving your life, but you know he's just as likely to rescue you from an explosion as he is to randomly teleport you across town, forcing you to call your dad and ask for a ride home, while you spend all day standing in some random field in the pouring rain while you wait hours for your dad to come and pick you up after he gets lost because he plugged the wrong place into google maps.

—Homestuck