Casualty 1906/YMMV

• Dude, Not Funny: Lampshaded by Dr. Ingrams after Culpin ropes him in to anaesthetise a patient so they can treat her for the side-effects of an illegal abortion without alerting the police.

Dr. Culpin: I'll buy you a pint tonight, two if you can bring her round.
Dr. Ingrams: That is not funny.

• Rescued from the Scrappy Heap: Ethel at the end of 1907.
• The Woobie: Laura Goodley - "My fingers are numb from sewing shrouds" - she has to watch a little girl die in her arms, has a boss who is all too willing to keep quiet about a genuine threat to patients' health due to rank, consequentially loses her job and her only potential Love Interest dies.