Californication/Funny

• The Apartment. A little blue kimono. Enough said.
• Season 4. Episode 4. That is all.
  • THAT MONKEY WAS A DEVIANT AND A COCKBLOCKER!
  • SILENCE AGENT!
  • "I want to shoot you in the dick with a paintball gun."
  • "Anyone else want to get high?" Cue Hank, Charlie, and Stu raising their hands.
    • And later on:

Abby: How high are you right now?
Hank: Significantly.

• Season 5, episode 7:

Bates: Why must two men be confined to handshakes and hugs? What happens when that's not enough?
Hank: You come out of the closet!
Bates: For such fine man you're so damn limited.