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Bullets Over Broadway/Funny


  • Harvey Fierstein steals every scene he's in.

Partygoer: Helen has such a-a-a... a new vitality. Even her face looks so smooth.
Sid: I know. The monkey glands are working.

  • David's near Spit Take right after Helen makes this corker of a line:

Helen: You stand on the brink of greatness. The world will open to you like an oyster. No... not like an oyster. The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina.

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