Brain Bleach/Web Original

The poor dear. She was just doing perfectly innocent research on old Eroge games.

• During the review of the live-action Dragonball Movie. Lord Kat shows us how to eat a strawberry seductivly.
  • Rollo T: CAN'T UNSEE!!!
• AH Dot Com the Series' equivalent is characters crying out for "THE FORKS<" which, it is implied, are jabbed into the eye and then into the brain in an attempt to cut out the memories.
• The FundayPawpetShow, a live online puppet show that runs for 4 hours every Sunday night (6pm-10pm Eastern), has the Pink Flamingo Challenge...where visiting guests' reactions are filmed as they watch the last 5 minutes of the movie "Pink Flamingos." Do NOT ask what they see....but they get bonus points if they can eat anything chocolate while watching without gagging.
  • Anything Fred Bedderhead sends in.
• Protectors of the Plot Continuum features Bleeprin, a mixture of bleach and aspirin, and Bleepka, which is Bleeprin in vodka, which are taken to purge the memory of bad fanfic. The agents go through a lot of them.
• Film Brain is temporarily undone when he sees a dog's nightmare of a cat holding scissors in Monkeybone.
• The original Hampster Dance did this to many people—it was even turned into a commercial to show how truly disturbing and annoying the site really was.
• Jericho's clothing in the Whateley Universe. Jericho is a (sort of) blind deviser who deliberately wears clothing so horrible that people - mutant superpowered people - flee in terror. He hangs with a guy who looks like a humanoid velociraptor, a girl who looks like a naga, monster-girl twins who cast a fear aura, and it's his clothing choices that upset nearby people.
• Head Trip by Shinga. "I can feel it...watching" Just exorcise it.
• Loading Ready Run had a sketch called "Forget About It" which was about Graham getting his brain bleached. It can be seen here
• From the Gag Sub of Mahou Sentai Magiranger: The Movie

"That's the second time today that I've heard WAY MORE THAN I NEEDED TO KNOW!!"

• Cracked.com says, Tetris can help wash away painful, indelible memories
  • With one exception: the memory of The Tetris Company's lawsuits.
• After Axel discovers that Larxene slept with Xigbar (along with most of the rest of the Organization).

Axel: Xigbar?
Larxene: *nods* Uh-huh.
Axel: Tell you what, I'll be back in about a half an hour, there's some stuff I really, quite desperately need to bleach, so if you would please—* leaves the room followed by screams of pain*

• The Nostalgia Chick and Nella don't react well to gruesome pictures of foot-binding.
• From The Cinema Snob's Dracula (The Dirty Old Man) review:

Snob: Wasn't that something? It was a comedically-dubbed rape film. Holy shit! The bath I just took now needs to take a bath!

• • In his review of A Serbian Film, Brad says it's the only film he regrets watching (and that includes gross Parallel Porn Titles and stuff such as Las Vegas Bloodbath!) and that he "wishes to unsee it, but can't".
• Any Shock Site inspires videos or photographs of reaction videos, mostly of people asking for this.
• Boing Boing follows particularly disturbing posts with a "unicorn chaser."
• Tink in The Guild has this response to Bladezz joking about releasing a sex tape.
• From Attack of the Clones review by RedLetterMedia: "You know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about The Phantom Menace when you drink it... it's called bleach!"

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