< Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson/Funny
- Pick a Boris quote. Any Boris quote.
- “The French looked at a dining table and saw the opportunity to have dinner. We looked at the dining table and saw the opportunity to play Wiff Waff!!”
- "Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
- "My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive."
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