Borat/Funny

• In Kazakh with English subtitles: "Eat my asshole!"
• "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43."
• An exchange so funny, that even the people involved in it, roared with laughter:

Borat: Do Jesus like me?
Pastor: Absolutely, Jesus loves you!
Borat: Do Jesus like my sons?
Pastor: Jesus loves your sons.
Borat: Do Jesus love my retrd brother, Bilo?
Pastor: He loves your brother, Bilo.
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbe?
Pastor: Yes, he loves everybody.
Borat: NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbe.

• Basically the entire movie, but special mention goes to this exchange:

Borat: Would you like some cheese? (hands the politician the cheese). My wife made it.
Politician: Ah, thank you. (eats it)
Borat: With milk from her tit.

Politician: (genuinely believing him, pauses for a minute, makes pained faces, and puts down the cheese)

• "This is Urkin, the town rapist."
• "This is Natalya. (passionately kisses her) She is my sister."
• The Kazhakstan National Anthem at the closing credits.
  • Borat is still wreaking havoc even after his character has been "killed off"; the anthem was used in lieu of the real anthem at a real-world sporting event.
• "The Jews have shifted their shapes!"