< Body Count Competition
Body Count Competition/Quotes
Legolas: Final count: 42.
Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!
Gimli: You know, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43...
(Legolas shoots the Uruk-corpse Gimli is sitting on)
Legolas: 43.
Gimli: He was already dead!
Legolas: He was twitching.
(Legolas kills an Oliphaunt in spectacular style)
Gimli: That still only counts as one!
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