Blue Sky (fanfic)/Funny

• Wheatley's short anecdote on what he did to get rid of an itch he had when he was a core is either this or Nightmare Fuel.
• Why does breathing into a paper bag help you from passing out? According to Wheatley's guess:

"[...] the idea was that you were so preoccupied with what an arse you looked huffing into a paper bag that you stopped thinking about whatever it was that was making you feel like fainting."

• Wheatley becoming "drunk" off of the Moonshine.exe...after having the equivalent one one drink. Plus a lot of his crazy rambling during said "intoxication".
• At one point in chapter 10, Wheatley's voice is being muffled by the roar of the generator as he tries reasoning with Garret, who is twenty feet up Foxglove, about running an extension cable down to connect to him. Frustrated that Garret isn't able to properly hear him, Chell unplugs the noisy machine and the gathering crowed is left with hearing Wheatley shout: "-and stick that in me instead?"
• The English translation of Caroline's last song to Chell is guaranteed to cause a snort.