Biological Mashup/Quotes

I wonder if the Greyhawk DSM IV has an entry for “Compulsive Animal Recombination Syndrome.”

—Lore Sjoberg, Speak With Monsters

I made a half monkey, half pony monster to please you
but I get the feeling that you don't like it; what's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies, maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

—Jonathan Coulton, Skullcrusher Mountain

One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog

Just a feline canine little CatDog.

—Opening Verse of the CatDog Theme Song.