Batter Up/Quotes

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me!"

—Dr. Seuss

"Once, the signature crack of this equipment conjured images of America's pastime. Now, it has evolved into the brutal chorus of a thugsong."

—baseball bat weapon description, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines

"Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in? BOINK."

—The Scout, Team Fortress 2

For it's one, two, three strikes you're dead at the old ball game!

—Marik, Marik Plays Bloodlines