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Batman/Haiku
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Guy dressed like a bat
Kicks an awful lot of ass
And can breathe in space
You dense? Retarded?
He is the goddamn Batman!
And he has a plan.
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na Batman!
Can beat anyone
and always has Kryptonite.
HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!
Burton or Nolan?
Five hundred million dollars
Suggests the latter.
Batman is a loner
Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian
Prove that adage wrong
Fateful cinema.
Crime Alley. Fallen parents.
One mission, Batman.
The Goddamn Batman,
Why is he so serious?
His parents are dead!