Baten Kaitos/Funny

Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean

• Pretty much everything the Great Mizuti says.
• When Kalas isn't acting too angsty, his sarcastic commentary is quite funny. As the guardian spirit, you can embarrass him a few times, usually ending in an amusing What the Hell, Player?.
• Some of the Magnus descriptions are pretty hilarious.
• If you choose to, Kalas will try the strange green potion at the School of Magic in Komo Mai. His reaction is priceless. Lampshaded by the girl standing nearby.
• In the Imperial Fortress, you can find a set of bathroom stalls. The one on the far left has an Imperial soldier reading a dirty magazine. He takes a few seconds to notice you, then freaks out and tries to kill you. Curb Stomp Battle ensues, as he's incredibly weak.
• King Ladekahn's flustered reaction to finding out Xelha is secretly a queen.

Origins

• Similar to the example mentioned above, there are several points in Origins where you can embarrass or anger Sagi by picking the wrong answer.
• Every other line out of Guillo's...mouth?...is comic gold.

Guillo: Blasted parasites! I will eat you all!
Kid: Yay! Eat me first!
Guillo: *sigh* Sagi, when do we leave?

• • Especially any conversations between Guillo and Milly.
• Milly's reactions to Lolo's advances on Sagi. Hell, pretty much anything with Lolo could qualify.
  • The 'Love Quadrangle' conversation after leaving Anuenue.

Milly: Assuming you're counting me - there's me, Lolo, and Sagi...who's the fourth?
Guillo: Me.

• According to the Pherkad wanted posters, Milly is The Sandiego, Guillo is a child abductor, and Sagi is a marriage con.
• Sagi and company trying to escape the Lava Caves...when the Lord of the Lava Caves attacks. Repeatedly, with the party growing more and more exasperated with its constant interference.
• During the escape from Tarazed, we get this little gem:

Sfida Attendant: She seized the ship and started giving me orders, Master Sagi! Said she'd throw me overboard if I didn't take her to rescue you!
Valara: I - I never used the word 'rescue'! What do you think I am - nice?!