Bastard Boyfriend/Quotes

His mouth was insulting even when silent; you couldn't stand his gaze very long. I didn't know whether I wanted to kneel or slap his face. I didn't do either... He seemed to take a delight in giving me orders. He acted as if he were cracking a whip over an animal he wanted to break. And I was afraid... Because I liked it.

—Karen Andre describing Bjorn Faulkner on the day he first met her and raped her, Night of January 16th by Ayn Rand

Porque te quiero, te aporreo (Because I love you, I beat you).

—Spanish saying.

Paul Rudd is so good at playing a dick boyfriend that Rihanna ducks when she watches Wet Hot American Summer.

—Seanbaby