< Bare-Fisted Monk

Bare-Fisted Monk/Quotes

Thief: I thought that's what martial artists did. You forsake melee weapons and constantly strive to transform your own body into the perfect weapon. This process often involves a training regime meant to unlock nigh mystical powers within the practioner.

Black Belt: Well now that's certainly an interesting approach. Back at my dojo, they just taught us to beat our opponents senseless.
—Eight Bit Theater
I'M-A HIT IT WITH MY HAND.
—Ninten, Loids are not Christmas
These are the famous Xiaolin temple monks. They pursue spiritual peace though mastery of bare fisted murder.
—Madam Wu, The Simpsons, "Goo Goo Gai Pan"
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