Bamboo Technology/Quotes

Catbert: I mapped your genome, Wally.
Wally: I didn't know that Human Resources had that sort of technology.

Catbert: I used a pencil.

—Dilbert

The Professor: Hey, do you like it? I made it entirely out of bamboo and coconuts!
[later]
Larry: And we learned about all the stuff you can make with bamboo! A bamboo raft, a bamboo catapult, a bamboo helicopter -
Bob: We get the point.

Larry: Bamboo.

—Veggie Tales, God Wants Me To Forgive Them??