Badass in a Nice Suit/Quotes

"What's the well-dressed professional assassin wearing nowadays? Clothes that reflect his own essential traits of cruelty and ugliness, his abberant values and black dead heart - that's what! You might not be a hired killer, but with the Dorcus line of Jackal Jackets you can stride onto the tarmac with a look that says: Women fall at my feet. Granted, they are usually bleeding heavily from the exit wound, but that's your style, tiger.."

—James Lileks, "Selections from the Dorcus Collection"

"Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly."

—The Spy, Team Fortress 2

"I like killing guys when I'm wearing a tux. Makes me feel like James Bond."

—Brock Samson, The Venture Brothers.

Tom Servo: Haggar action slacks!

Crow: Whole actions suit there.

—Mystery Science Theater 3000: Master Ninja I

"Sorry it took me so long. I had to go get my power suit."

—Lex Luthor, Justice League

I will shoot from a distance
It will kill you in an instant
Not a drop of blood on my suit


If I see you blink your eye
Then surely you will die

I'll be there and gone before you even twitch

—Vio-Lence - "Kill on Command"

Lorne: Uh, Angel, you should know there's a very tall, well-dressed...[conversation continues until Hamilton arrives]

Angel: Damn. He is well-dressed.

—Angel, "Underneath"

Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim

I'd like to meet his tailor

—Warren Zevon - "Werewolves of London"