Avatars II: When Qwaritch Takes Revenge/YMMV

• Crowning Moment of Awesome (well, as awesome as this story can get, anyway): Tsu'tey Mohawk taking down multiple AT-ATs, by himself. With just a bow. And when he tears open the head of the leader AT-AT, the writing doesn't mention him having a spear or anything like that, so we can only assume he used his bare hands.
• Crowning Moment of Funny:
  • The scene where Qwaritch refuses to return to Pandora because he's in the middle of an orgy with five hookers at once.
  • The scene where Selfrige keeps accidentally offending his "homie" Montana.
  • Hell, the entire fanfic is a CMOF.
• Recycled Script: Book II is like Book I with the roles reversed; the Navis are trying to take Pandora back from the humans rather than the other way around.
• Rooting for the Empire: Initially played straight then subverted. Qwaritch enjoys killing Navis by the fuckton, but then realizes that he can have sex with them instead.
• So Bad It's Good
• Squick:
  • When the random sex scene had two sentences devoted to it, it was funny. Part IV... um... ew.
  • Qwaritch's um...story about his encounter with a Korean transvestite (see Combat Tentacles on the main page).