Avatar: The Last Airbender/Quotes
Book 1
Aang: "...Would you like to go penguin sledding with me?"
Aang: "Everything freezes in there!"
Katara: "Let us leave!"
Bumi: "Lettuce Leaf?"
Aang: "Don't worry, Sokka - where we're going, you won't need any pants!"
Sokka: "I'm sorry, I treated you like a girl when I should be treating you like a warrior..."
Suki: "I am a warrior. But I'm a girl too."
Sokka: "I don't care what Aunt Wu says, YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BATH SOMETIME!!"
Zuko: "If you find them I'll consider the damage to my ship paid for."
June: "Heh. Forget it."
Iroh: "Plus we'll pay your weight in gold!"
June: "Make it your weight in gold and we got a deal."
Zuko: "For the last time, I'm not playing the tsungi horn."
Warden: Tell me exactly what you saw.
Officer: Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.
Warden: What?
Guard: It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.
Warden: Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?
Officer: Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?
Warden (angry): I'll decide what the point is, fool!
(Warden throws the man overboard)
Warden: You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!
Guard: Sir?
Warden: What!?
Guard: That was the Captain you just threw overboard, sir.
Warden: Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig! There's something going on here and I don't like it.
Book 2
Wizard: "You are wearing a ceremonial dress from each of the four bending nations! [...] Water! Earth! Fire! Air! FOUR ELEMENTS TOGETHER AS ONE!..."
Aang: "...This is just mud!"
Chong: (sings) "Two lovers, forbidded from one another / A war divides their people / And the mountains divide them apart... (speaks) I forget the next line but the chorus goes (sings) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountains, secret secret secret secret TUNNEL!"
[later]
Chong: "Hey, I remember the last line now!" (plays) "And diiiieeee...."
Katara: (To Sokka) "Why's your forehead all red?"
Chong: "Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... but I think that kid might be the Avatar."
Sokka: (facepalm, explaining the mark)
("Avatar Day" opens with Sokka losing his boomerang in the Rough Rhinos attack)
Sokka: "I feel like I've lost a part of my identity.. it's like, if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her... hair-loopies."
Shopkeeper: "Here you go, ponytail-guy."
Sokka: (sigh) "I used to be boomerang-guy..."
The Boulder: "The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl."
Toph: "Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings and is ready to bury you IN A ROCK-A-LANCHE!!"
Toph: "Whenever you're ready, The Pebble!"
Katara: "You've been hallucinating off cactus juice all day, and now you just lick something stuck to the wall of a cave?!"
Sokka: "I have a natural curiosity."
Book 3
Aang: "I can't believe we forgot Toph can't write!"
Sokka: "Yup, we're idiots."
Aang: "I guess Plan B is, we send a note to Toph saying it's from Katara."
Sokka: "I think we're gonna run into a similar problem."
Sokka: "Great. So we'll just use your new dance moves and tapdance our way to victory over the Fire Lord."
Zuko: "It's not a dance. It's a sacred Firebending form."
Katara: "Oh yeah? And what is this 'sacred' firebending form called?"
Zuko: "...the Dancing Dragon."
Warden: "The prisoners are escaping! Guards! Capture them and throw them in the cooler!"
Guard: "Uh, they are in a cooler, sir."
Warden: "One that's bolted down and not floating in the water!"
Azula: "The thing I don't understand is why? Why would you do it? You know the consequences."
Mai: "I guess you just don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you."
Guard: "What are you doing?!"
Mai: "Saving the jerk who dumped me."
Other
Water, earth, fire, air.
Long ago, the three books lived in harmony,
Then, everything changed when M. Night Shyamalan attacked.
Only Michael Dante DiMartino, Master of all three books, could stop him,
But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Four years passed, and the internet has discovered the new Avatar, a waterbender named Korra.
Although her bending skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone, but I believe, Korra can save this show.—Youtube Comment