Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny/Quotes
Abe: My friend has ADD, and everyone at school treats him like some kinda leper!
Tom Green: Well, that's discrimination! Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?
No. Gotta read Marge's book. Can't get distracted. Heh, distracted, that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? Better call a suicide hotline and ask them.—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Rayyan: But we're so close...
Rayyan: Can we focus please?
Mayor Popowicz: Close only counts at horseshoes. Do Muslim play horseshoes? I find these little cultural differences so interesting.—Little Mosque on the Prairie, "Swimming Upstream"
Another Cherished Idol profaned! Such sacrilege has become commonplace with the recent glut of the Underlings. It would bring a tear to my eye if I were not so clearly fit to be tied with these hyperactive mannerisms and severe attention deficit oh my god look a bug.—NPC in The Land of Wind and Shade, Homestuck
Ted: You must have been a terrible student.
Barney: They said I had AD... something. Can we have class outside?!—How I Met Your Mother, "Robin 101"
Wow. I wonder if sending it off to a large gathering of natural predators, with a volatile female escort, is not, in fact, a shortcut to a hideous death... Wow! That cloud looks almost like an oak tree!
Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
Homer: Oh, look! A bird! (runs out of the room, laughing, and chases a bird)
Cultist 1: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there!
Homer: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
Cultist 2: But our point is very simple. You see, when--—The Simpsons, 5F23 "The Joy of Sect"
Larxene: WHEEEEEEEEE! RANDOM KILLING!
Larxene: WHEEEEEEEEE! A QUARTER!
Ansem: Awww crap. Look, a quarter.
"So I guess what I'm trying to say is PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG..."—Tom Green, Clone High
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<DerianX> Yes.—QDB #25051
Kin: The multiverse is predominantly evil.
Minmax: Hey look! There's a version of me with a cool hat!
Forgrath: What? I was always taught that good and evil are balanced.
Kin: Nope. Evil is winning.
Minmax: Really? That's awful. Is there nothing we can do to...
Not helping at all is a camera that refuses to rotate more than ninety degrees, so if you're faffing about behind the front layer of blocks then you're basically playing with a hessian sack on your head. "I know how to fix this issue," announced that one Atlus employee. "We'll just straight-up reverse the controls when you're dangling off the far side of a block. Wait, I'm confused. What was I fixing again? Ooh, look, a puppy!"—Zero Punctuation's Catherine Review.
"SQUIRREL!"—Dug, Up
"Ooh! A fire engine!"—Elsie, The World God Only Knows