Assist Me/Funny

• VICTOR VON DOOM. Almost everything he does is hilarious, mostly because he is nothing like the actual Victor Von Doom. To the point where one has to ask: "Is this a malfunctioning Doombot that wandered out of Latveria and wound up in southern California?"
• Doctor Doom Assist Me:
  • A lamenting Doom shows Max a childish drawing he made of him and Strider which prompts Max to show his even better drawing. Doom is not pleased.
• Wesker Assist Me:
  • Wesker compensating his lost childhood with his "hobbies".
  • Drunk Wesker shooting himself in the leg. Nuff said.
• X-23 Assist Me:
  • Doom falling for X-23 and Max watching him. To clarify, Doom sees X-23 eating some yogurt and making sexy faces in Doom's direction. Max, on the other hand, sees her just eating the yogurt like an animal and not attractively in any way.

Max: She's all yours, buddy.

• Jill Valentine Assist Me:
  • The entire EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MVC3 part. But Doom's line at the end just takes the cake.

Doom: You used Phoenix and have a ****ty hair cut.

• Strider Hiryu and Hawkeye Assist Me:
  • Doom's utter glee at Strider's return. Only to be disappointed when Strider arrives as a blank slate.

Doom: Max! Strider's broken!

• • Strider picking Hawkeye as the character he really wants to see. Coupled with Doom's over-the-top disappointment.
  • Strider's summon being blayed by Ammy in a tinfoil suit.
• Ghost Rider and Firebrand Assist Me:
  • The fact that for the most part, Doom is the one using the fight stick for the episode (as Max is incapacitated by being Ghost Rider).
  • Doom's reaction to seeing Ghost Rider for the first time.
  • At the end Max is left bright red:

Max: I can't feel my face.
Doom: Eh, you look better without one.

• Nemesis and Dr. Strange Assist Me:
  • How Wesker returned from being stuck in the ending to Resident Evil 5.

Wesker: Hitchhiking, trainhopping, really awkwardly painful teleports.

• • Wesker's treatment of Nemesis. And Nemesis' revenge at the end.
  • Wesker upon being trapped in the television and dressed as he was in Resident Evil 1 (aka, his alternate costume in the game).

Wesker: Good god, it's like I'm in the 90s again.

• Phoenix Wright and Iron Fist Assist Me:
  • Wright's line when reading over the very long list of crimes Doom has committed.

Wright: You tried to show X-23 your Hidden Missile?

• • Ammy speaks out against Doom in court for eating her dog treats.

Doom: What?! Doom was curious!

• Vergil and Nova Assist Me:
  • Doom waking up and opening the window to see Firebrand terrorizing the town. His face just sells it.
  • Doom's vain attempt to calm down Vergil once he pushes his buttons.

Doom: {Picks up Ammy} How about a puppy?
Annotation: Thumbs up for Doom's new move, Puppy shield.

• Rocket Raccoon and Frank West Assist Me:
  • Rocket Raccoon in general. A cute little puppet being characterized as one of the most foul-mouthed and aggressive characters in the entire series is just hilarious. Even more when he outright mauls Doom's face in the middle of Max's battle against Galactus.
• Holiday Special
  • Wesker receiving exactly what he wanted from Doom. A blender.
  • Wesker giving Rocket Raccoon and Ammy way more liquor than he should be, with Wesker claiming that they're "old enough". That doesn't take into consideration their small size...
• Deadpool Assist Me:

Deadpool: Hey! Little white box!

• • Deadpool answers the door and finds a bunch of nerds petitioning for Capcom to add more characters. Deadpool at first seems set to sign but when the nerds start getting excited about getting Megaman, Deadpool shoots them and we get this exchange.

Max: Oh god it must be those megaman kids again.
Doom: Should have just cut Wesker that check.

• Chris Assist Me:
  • Doom getting all nervous when he sees Chris and his buds come in the house. He believes they're here his crimes.

Doom: She said she was over 18! Uh...Doom was really drunk and...aliens, and...DOOM HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY! YOUR EVIDENCE WILL NEVER HOLD UP IN COURT!!!

• • The megaman kids from the Deadpool episode show up again as zombies and still keep their obession about getting him added in. Doom tells them to get over it and shoots them with the finger lasers.
• Phoenix Assist Me:
  • Max trying to remember who "Jean" was, then having it hit him and hearing Yipes yell her name in his head.
  • The scene with the movie montage. Showing Phoenix's horrible performance in X3? Bad. Showing Doom's even worse performance in the Fantastic Four movie? Worse. But then we get "Max"'s performances as a bunch of horrible scenes in several Nicolas Cage movies. Doom puts it best:

Doom: Check. F***ing. Mate.

• • Phoenix reading Doom and Max's minds. Max wants to simply be alone without a certain roommate-who-shall-not-be-named getting in the way of his video games. Doom's mind is simpler, though. He wants to see Phoenix and X-23 naked.
    • Followed through with a Fourth Wall Breaking scene where Max tells the film crew they can't show a scene like that on YouTube. The crew is quite disappointed.
  • Max's house is set on fire by Phoenix and tells Doom to help put it out. Hilarity Ensues when Doom tries to extinguish the fire by shooting his finger lasers into Max's fridge.

Max: Doom! That's not how you put out a fire!
Doom: But it's all Doom knows! The finger lasers!!!(shoots the fridge with no effect on the burning house)