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Ashes to Ashes/Funny


  • The "Jackanory" scene from the second season finale.
  • "I promise not to twang his red braces... more than once."
  • Alex dirty dancing with Ray.
  • "It's not like I've SHAGGED AN ENTIRE RUGBY TEAM!"
    • "I bet she has."
  • Chris's reaction to the butt plug:

Chris: Must have bloody big ears.
Alex: Wrong orifice, Chris.
Chris: ... what?
Gene: It goes up your arse!

  • "They have sex, Gene. Sweaty, muscular, male sex. Get used to it."
  • In 1.08: Alex, meet Pink Tank. Pink Tank, meet Unfortunate blue Ford Escort. Glorious.
  • "I'm imagining you imagining paying for sex with me in my imaginary role as an imaginary street whore."
  • Ray going undercover in the gay bar. (A bit of a Reverse Funny Aneurysm, too...)

Alex: It's a great opportunity.
Ray: Who bloody FOR?

  • Chris's striptease apology to Shaz from 2.01. Complete with Hot Chocolate's You Sexy Thing and dialogue. And his tripping on his undies while trying to kiss Shaz crowns it all.
  • The scene in the chip shop where Ray...um. here

Ray: * picking up the fried item* Oh you beauty...

  • The cast singing "Uptown Girl" in 3x02.
  • Gene's freakout over the Dutch gangsters destroying the Quattro in the finale:

Gene: OI! I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR MURDERING MY CAR, YOU DYKE-DIGGING TOSSPOT!

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