Artistic License Geography/Quotes

"England? Dunno where that is, but at least you speak English."

—Pauline Hanson, How Green Was My Cactus

Marge: It took the class a half an hour just to locate Canada on the map!

Homer: Oh anyone can miss Canada, a little country way down there.

—The Simpsons

Calvin: Hmm... If I remember my atlas, we live in a big, purple country.

Hobbes: And our house is by the giant E in the word "States".

—Calvin and Hobbes returning home from their trip to Mars.

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian!"

—Chingy, Balla Baby.

Sam: Well, here we are in the Philippines.

Max: Drawn without reference material, apparently.

—Sam and Max Freelance Police