< Armor Is Useless

Armor Is Useless/Quotes

"Following standard JRPG logic, that guy has no armor, and is therefore the most powerful person in the world."
—Unskippable: on Arc Rise Fantasia
"Uuh, this papier-mache armor is useless!"
—Hapless Fire Nation soldier, Avatar: The Abridged Series
"Guys in full plate armor think they are soooo tough until you push them down a hill."
—Max Facepuncher, on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: It's very heavy.
"Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration-proof vest! You may fire when ready, Grisly!"
—Duck Dodgers, about to provide a graphic example of this trope.[1]
"Hopefully those guards have good armor... No they don't. Maybe they do...? They don't."
—Tobuscus as Ezio kills four guards in plate armor with one shot each
  1. ↑ Everything except his vest gets disintegrated. Don't worry, He got better.
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