Anti-Love Song/Quotes

Since I still appreciate you
Let's find love while we may
Because I know I'll hate you

When you are old and grey...

—Tom Lehrer

You grew on me like a tumor
And you spread through me like malignant melanoma

And now you're in my heart...

—Tim Minchin - You Grew On Me

And I knew that I'd be brokenhearted if,
He ever tried to leave me so I pushed him off a cliff.

As he called out my name, I knew everything would be all right.

—Mitch Benn

I sit and laugh
At fools in love
There ain't no such thing
As love
No angels singing

Up above today...

—Frank Zappa, I Ain't Got No Heart

I hope that our few remaining friends
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come out with a fail-safe plot
To piss off the dumb few that forgave us
...
I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
...
I am drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me

Hand in unlovable hand

—The Mountain Goats, No Children

He love her, but she loves him
And he loves somebody else you just can't win
And so it goes 'till the day you die
This thing they call love it's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues the reds and the pinks

One thing's for sure LOVE STINKS

—The J. Geils Band, 'Love Stinks'