Anti-Christmas Song/Quotes

I say, if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it's funny every time.

—Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

If every day were Christmas Day, by some fantastic trick...
If every day were Christmas Day, we'd all be bloomin' sick.

If every day were Christmas Day, we'd never get our uncle Harold to leave...

—Eric Idle, Do Not Adjust Your Set

Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass

'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat!

—The Arrogant Worms, "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass"