An Asskicking Christmas/Quotes

Joel: Crow, I don't know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas...
Crow: Hey! What, like a good action sequence don't belong at Christmas?!
Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of a action sequence in a Christmas carol...

"Because it wouldn't be Christmas without guns and homicidal tendencies!"

—Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall