Amusing Injuries/Quotes

"Don't hit Thomas like that. Hit him like this, it's funnier. And using the sledgehammer is strangely thereputic."

—Satan, Old Harrys Game

"Hi Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen."

—Elan, The Order of the Stick

Kreese: Howard, I hate that prick. When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with his spures and tore my scrotum.
Howard: Hmm.

Kreese: You know, my nuts unraveled like two balls of yarn - you know how fuckin' long two balls of yarn is?

—MadWorld

"IT JUST HURTS SO DAMN MUCH! AAAAH!!"

—Dale Gribble, wrestling with his son again, King of the Hill