American Gods/Funny

• Shadow: Hey, Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are. Say 'Nevermore'.

Raven: Fuck you.

• Just two words: Tiger balls.

• A follow up:

Anansi: Where were you the day God was handin' out brains, boy?
Shadow: Someone was telling a story about tigers' balls and I had to stop and hear how it ended.

• Neil Gaiman, Patton Oswalt, and Zelda Williams (Robin Williams' dauaghter) do a dramatic reading of the part with Bilquis in Chapter One