< Alcohol-Induced Idiocy

Alcohol-Induced Idiocy/Quotes

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."

Kyle: Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
Store owner: Well there was an indian burial ground here before I bought it.
Stan: So you just built your store on an indian burial ground!?
Store owner: Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down
Kyle: Why!?

Store owner: Why? I don't know. I was drunk.

Dwight Conrad: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.

Fry: No I'm... doesnt!
Futurama: "Route of All Evil"

Penny: [My ex boyfriend] got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.
Leonard: What?
Penny: He was drunk.

Leonard: I would hope so!
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