Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Funny

• Huck's take on getting "sivilized" in the first chapter. Especially this:

After supper she got out her book and learned me about Moses and the Bulrushers, and I was in a sweat to find out all about him; but by and by she let it out that Moses had been dead a considerable long time; so then I didn't care no more about him, because I don't take no stock in dead people.

• Tom's increasingly complex, Rule of Cool-based plan to free Jim has some pretty hilarious moments.
• Huck's increasing itchiness while he'll be caught by Jim if he moves.