Adaptation Decay/Quotes

Holmes: That's not a clue Watson, that's your jar of jam.
New Watson: JAM!
Old Watson: Holmes, please....
Holmes: New Watson likes jam. We're very happy.

—"The Case Of The Two Watsons," Kate Beaton

Peter: Alright, if this doesn't boil your blood and make you tough, nothing will. This is the American version of The Office!
TV: "Hi, I'm your new boss. I'm not as funny as I think I am, but I don't know that."
British kid: Oh, they're spelling it all out! Now this is upsetting me!
Peter: Yeah, and over in America they're laughing and going "Look at this comedy we invented!"
Other British kid: But... The Office is BRITISH!
Peter: That's right, get mad, you poofs, get mad!

—Family Guy Deleted Scene

"Remember that cartoon that got cancelled? Let's bring it back! What could go wrong?
Everything."

—Pan Pizza (RebelTaxi), Top 10 WORST Animated REBOOTS REVIVALS