A Hero/Funny

Funny moments in A Hero include:

• The Spacebattles thread.
  • On Dalek Sec roaming around the internet:

Oh god. OH GOD. HE'LL DISCOVER SPACEBATTLES!
...So would we even notice Sec getting an account and posting?
Yes, because he would be among the more reasonable and less genocidally insane of our members.
...
Daleks on tvtropes. Oh gods. He'd read the whole thing and then start making moar.

• Dalek Sec playing Dwarf Fortress

Attempt #1
I have succesfully integrated the human computer's external interface to my systems and have reviewed the game's instructions. I have selected an area with a dificulty worthy of a Dalek Supreme, chosen my supplies and am now in the process of-WHERE DID THAT LAVA COME FROM??!!
Attempt #2
This Fortress has been relocated into a colder climate. I am now in the process of digging a-SWIM YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN INTELLIGENCE!! SWIM!!
Attempt #3
WHERE DID THREE MILLION CATS COME FROM?! HOW CAN THEY FIT INTO A CAGE!? AND WHY DO THE HAVE THE SAME EFFECT AS A THERMOBARIC BOMB!? EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!! EXPLAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!
Attempt #4
[UNINTELLIGIBLE SOUNDS OF INTENSE RAGE]
Attempt #5
HOW CAN A CREATURE LIKE THAT EVEN EXIST, LET ALONE SLAUGHTER THESE INCOMPETENTS?!

Attempt #6

—Fortress has been succesful, although the denizens' ability to ignore fire is disturbing. This is likely some sort of programing erro- NO! YOU ARE NOT THIRSTY!! YOU DO NOT REQUIRE ALCOHOL!! OBEY!! OBEEEYYY!!!