3 Ninjas/YMMV

• Ear Worm: "Rocky loves Emily, Rocky loves Emily..."
• Family-Unfriendly Aesop: "Kids, if you get into trouble with an armed assailant, don't bother calling the police. You can dispatch him on your own."
  • Of course, ultimately they were successfully kidnapped, as well as having put Emily in danger, by not getting her to call the police as suggested. Maybe the real Aesop is to be supportive of your kids so they don't feel like they have to prove themselves by getting into dangerous situations.
• Sequelitis: Somehow this movie managed to spawn three sequels, with each later installment decreasing in quality.
  • Impressively, they managed to keep the sequels in order of decreasing quality even when releasing them out of order.