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100 Bullets/Funny


  • Lono, Loop, Victor and Jack are riding in a car.

Loop: Ain't never been to Mexico...
Lono: No? It's a sweet place...
Victor: If you're American.
Jack: Yeah, it must taste like ass to be Mexican.
Loop: Mexicans are Americans.
Victor, Lono and Jack: The hell they are!

  • Lono's idea of a knock-knock joke

(knocks on the door)
Jack: Who is it?
Lono: Norma.
Jack: Norma who?
Lono: Norma Lee. As in, normally I just bash the fuckin' door down. Let me in!
 

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