"The Villain Sucks" Song/Quotes
"Goooooooldfingaaaaaaaaaaaar! He's the man, the man with the Midas touch! A spider's touch!"
"But beware of his generous pensions,
He loves German beer!"
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!—Scorpio, The Simpsons
"You had it all!
So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"
The day you told me, told me you want me
I had it all.
But let you fool me, fool me completely.
Yeah, I was so stupid to give you all my attention.
Cause the way you played me, exposed your true intentions!
And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!
One day, I'll crawling like a centipede.
You mess with me, and mess with her.
"Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."
Everybody in the USA
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
Hates this stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really really lame.
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear
someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
wreaking anarchy and all it brings
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all...
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,
what a terrifying work of art!
-- Discord, a fanmade "The Villain Sucks" Song for Discord.
Well FUCK you Texas and fuck your Lone Star Beer
FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death
Fuck that fucking Alamo and fuck them long horned steers
Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath—the Internet on Ghost
- ↑ Incidentally, Homer is the only person in the universe who thinks of Flanders as a villain