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Before we begin, two things. This question was inspired by this one. I definitely don't want this to happen.
So, I have two very close tidally locked planets, each fills up about 2/3 of the sky of the other. They both have about .75g of gravity. There is also a moon orbiting the two planets at some distance (where it is stable). One planet is predominantly ocean with scattered topical islands, small forested islands, and some swamps. The other is mostly desert, in that it has little water.
Note - Assume these aliens have interstellar travel, and are able to travel just under the speed of light. If you think they'd have other kinds of technology as well, then feel free to include it. These alien races would like to help the planets come together gently, let them help if you can. (They can't stop the planets from colliding.)
Now, is there a way for the two planets to collide and not wipe out each other?
You can change some factors about the planets, but their sizes must be between Mars's and Earth's. As a last resort, the inhabitants can flee the planets, but I want to avoid this if possible.


The Chicxulub asteroid couldn't have killed all the dinosaurs, since I ate some for dinner tonight, with peas and rice. – RonJohn – 2017-05-09T02:58:27.277
@RonJohn Well, I think you just committed a crime against science. You had a dinosaur, and instead of studying it, ate it? (Chickens aren't dinosaurs, they are the descendants of them, they're a dinosaur if you're a fish). – Xandar The Zenon – 2017-05-15T04:08:34.100
Our fish ancestor was 400+Mya, whereas the bird-dinosaur split happened around 100Mya. – RonJohn – 2017-05-15T04:54:45.660
1It's possible for two planets colliding to not kill anything, if there's nothing living on the planets in the first place. – KSmarts – 2017-09-06T19:04:09.177
@XandarTheZenon If chickens are the descendants of dinosaurs then you're not a mammal, you're the descendant of mammals. Such groups are normally defined by a shared common ancestor, and any common ancestor of the dinosaurs is also an ancestor of a chicken. – Mike Scott – 2018-02-12T10:28:22.523
1"spinning faster and faster as they neared, minimizing the impact" -- won't work that way. At the very least you're releasing a horrifying amount of gravitational energy, which will become heat - more than enough to sterilize both biospheres. – LSerni – 2018-06-04T15:43:26.173
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I truly am agog that this is a serious question. Planets cannot collide, or merge, or probably even touch, without some serious catastrophe occurring. They'd have to be tidally locked, for sure! And think: according to classic science, the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was only 9 to 12 miles across (or maybe even just 2.5 to 3.7 miles across), it's clear that a planetary mass would probably kill you if it came even close, and at some close enough point everything would die really, really fast.
– ErikE – 2016-01-29T18:00:46.843@ErikE Yeah, but this is happening really, really, slowly, with lots of centrifugal force keeping the planet's apart. So they'd be tidally locked, and spinning faster and faster as the neared, minimizing the impact. Besides, I only need the outer edge of the planet's to survive. The insides will be crushed together. I accept that in any case there is an enormous death toll. – Xandar The Zenon – 2016-01-29T18:23:01.793
6If a 3-mile object killed everything on the planet... don't you think that two planets colliding, no matter how slowly, is going to be a problem? I also think that you're underestimating the power of tidal forces. Stop thinking of the two planets as separate objects. Imagine them as one barbell-shaped planet. There's a reason that planets are close to spherical! Centrifugal force only causes a slight eccentricity, but otherwise planets are spheres. Your two planets will smoosh, and faster than "really, really, slowly." And it will be catastrophic. – ErikE – 2016-01-29T18:29:32.673
@ErikE I mean, over the course of thousands or millions of years. And I know there would be carnage, but for the people who don't have access to space travel, if they were on the side of the planet furthest from the collision, could They survive, if the planet's slowly smooshed for hundreds of thousands of years. I was wondering if this was possible, and if centrifugal force could prevent the planets from wiping out all life. – Xandar The Zenon – 2016-01-29T18:32:08.693
I think some study of how fast this would occur is required. Tidal forces are very powerful. Imagine taking a planet and cutting out a ring-shaped swath, leaving behind two spheres (as in frame 1 of HDE 226868's answer). Won't those collapse onto each other, as the "center" of the combined planetary masses is between them? Things fall to Earth really fast... not over millions of years. The effective COG would be between the two planets, and if they're orbiting fast enough to keep some parts apart centrifugally, other parts are going to fly off into space or collapse. – ErikE – 2016-01-29T18:35:49.593
2Where did you get that collision gif? I've been trying to locate any kind of footage of what it would look like from a planetary surface of the planetary body being torn apart by the Rorche Limit gravitational forces. Whoever simulated that gif could probably do simulate what I want to see. – Draco18s no longer trusts SE – 2016-01-29T19:04:36.350
@Draco18s I found it somewhere on this question. there are some resources you might be interested in on some of the answers.
– Xandar The Zenon – 2016-01-29T19:18:45.107