The Virgin Queen of St. Francis High

The Virgin Queen of St. Francis High is a Canadian 1987 high school comedy film directed by Francesco Lucente and starring Joseph R. Straface, Stacy Christensen, and J. T. Wotton. The plot concerns a teenage Casanova who bets his high school rival and his friends, that he can obtain the school beauty queen.

Plot

Mike is always losing to Randy, at everything. Randy goads him into a bet that he can't get Diane to "Paradise Cabins" and score with her. Mike gets as far as the cabins, where they are attacked by a bear.

When Mike doesn't have the money for Randy, they end up playing chicken to even the score.

Cast
  • Joseph R. Straface as Mike
  • Stacy Christensen as Diane
  • J.T. Wotton as Charles
  • Anna Lisa Iapaolo as Judy
  • Lee Barringer as Randy
  • Bev Wotton as Diane's Mother
  • Terrance Ballinger as D.J.
  • Tara Wilder as the Waitress
  • Barry Onody as the Bartender (as Barry Allen Onody)
  • John Michaud

Production

Filmed on location, in Canada, at the Banff Springs Hotel and surrounding area.

Release

Tagline: “She made a promise. He made a bet. They made a dream come true.”

Soundtrack

She, written by Danny Lowe and Brad Steckel, and performed by Brad Steckel.

Reception

Writing in the Los Angeles Times, in 1987, Michael Wilmington concluded that the movie is "a stupefyingly banal basement-budget sex comedy, in which an obnoxious premise is done so ineptly it’s hard to get offended by it."[1] San Francisco Chronicle's Mick LaSalle wrote that the movie was among the worst of the year.[2]

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References
  1. Wilmington, Michael (8 December 1987). "Movie Review : 'Virgin': A Basement-Budget Sex Comedy". The Los Angeles Times. Retrieved 22 February 2020.
  2. LaSalle, Mick (9 December 1987). "The 'Virgin Queen' May Be The Best of the Worst". San Francisco Chronicle. p. E4.


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