Robert W. Patten

Robert W. Patten (1832–1913) was an American eccentric from Seattle, Washington. Few people in Seattle knew much about his past and he was seen as eccentric because of his lifestyle and outrageous claims. He lived on a houseboat, walked around town with an umbrella on his head and spent most of his time outdoors. He claimed to have been a significant historical figure in his own right rating alongside Buffalo Bill and Kit Carson.

Robert W. Patten
Born1832
New York
DiedApril 19, 1913
U.S. National Home for Disabled Volunteer Soldiers, California
Occupationwatchmaker
Known for
  • fantastic stories
  • being the object of a popular Seattle cartoon
RelativesElizabeth Patten (wife)

He did become a historical figure in a different way, as a recognized part of Seattle's cultural landscape, especially after cartoonist Dok Hager created a daily comic featuring his image. He was known as Old Sport or the Umbrella Man.

The man

Born in New York in 1832,[1] Robert W. Patten served in the Civil War from which he drew a small pension. While prospecting in Mexico, he devised his signature hat with an umbrella mounted atop and mosquito netting tucked within.

Coming to Seattle in 1890, Patten told many colorful tales of early life. He claimed that he was born in 1811, ran away from home at age nine, was adopted by Winnebago Chief Big John and romanced the chief's daughter. Later (he said) he scouted with Kit Carson and saved John Fremont from death, for which heroics (he said) Abraham Lincoln made him Chief Scout of the Army, and that he later gave up the position to Buffalo Bill. As to the veracity of his claims, it may be said that the evidence is scanty.

Living on a Lake Union houseboat, and supporting himself by fishing and doing odd jobs, The Umbrella Man was a colorful figure of early Seattle.

Patten was well enough known that when he had a stroke in 1910, he made the front page of the Seattle Daily Times.[2] The Times also ran a story on his life in the Old Soldiers' Home in Los Angeles.[3] Papers in San Jose and Seattle ran stories which documented his bigger–than–life claims.[4][5]

Military service

Patten was a Civil War Veteran. He served with the 3rd Wisconsin Infantry and was discharged July 14, 1864.[6] According to the veteran's home record, he contracted rheumatism in Maryland in 1862, along with a general disability.[6] These gave him disabled status and allowed him into the Old Soldier's Home.

The cartoon
Commentary on spring and the weather by DOK's Weatherman and his sidekick. This was the normal look for the cartoon.

Beginning in 1909, cartoonist John Ross "Dok" Hager drew a daily cartoon of Patten for the front page of Seattle Daily Times,[7] calling him "'Sport". With his duck sidekick named the "Kid" (who also sometimes sported an umbrella hat), the cartoon Umbrella Man dispensed wit and wisdom along with weather forecasts on the newspaper's front page. Sometimes he reflected the paper's owner's opinion, as on July 20, 1913, when he was drawn leaving town to avoid trouble with the Wobblies.

DOC caricatured himself in this cartoon, with his cartoon figures Sport (the Weatherman) and the Kid (the duck) leaving town, as if scared of the Wobblies.

Books

The Umbrella Man was the subject of two books of collected comics and witticisms:

  • The Umbrella Man by Dok. Lowman and Hanford Company, Seattle, Washington, 1911.
  • Sport and the Kid by Hager, J.R. "Dok". Lowman and Hanford Company, Seattle, Washington, 1913.
1911 Cartoon book The Umbrella Man by John "Dok" Hager. Not a collection of previously published artwork, but new comics, made for the book.
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See also

Patten was there to see Seattle from 1890 through 1910. These articles talk about the Seattle he would have known:

References
  1. Seattle Daily Times, April 17, 1910, page 1. Umbrella Man stricken with apoplexy. Cartoon original very ill.
  2. "Old Sport" sends regards to friends. Happy in discovery of niece, original of celebrated weather cartoons enjoys life despite his affliction.
  3. Seattle Daily Times June 8, 1901 page 8. Killed Black Hawk. Strange claims made by an old army scout. Robert W. Patten says he saved Fremont from starving to death—Life full of adventure, war, romance.
  4. San Jose Evening News, March 8, 1908, page 8. Man with umbrella hat worked on farm with Abraham Lincoln.
  5. Ancestry.com. U.S. National Homes for Disabled Volunteer Soldiers, 1866-1938. Historical Register of National Homes for Disabled Volunteer Soldiers, 1866-1938; (National Archives Microfilm Publication M1749, 282 rolls); Records of the Department of Veterans Affairs, Record Group 15; National Archives, Washington, D.C.
  6. Newell, Gordon & Sherwood, Don (1974). Totem Tales of Old Seattle. Ballantine. ISBN 0-345-24141-X.

Sources
  • Paul Dorpat, "Now and Then: The Umbrella Man," The Seattle Times, Pacific Northwest Magazine, April 5, 1998
  • John Russ "Dok" Hager, Sport and the Kid, (Lowman & Hanford Company, Seattle, WA, 1913).
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