Robert Kirby (humor columnist)

Robert Kirby (born 1953 in California)[1] is an American writer. He has been a columnist for the Salt Lake Tribune since 1994, focusing on the quirks of Utah and Mormon culture.

Biography

Kirby was born into a military family.[2] in Barstow, California.[3] He served as a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) in Uruguay, where he met his future wife.[4] On his return from Uruguay, he was hired as a police officer with the Grantsville Police Department, and later the Springville Police Department (1979).

Kirby began writing columns for the local newspapers the Springville Daily Herald and Utah County Journal under the pseudonym Officer John "Blitz" Kreeg[4]

In 1989, Kirby quit the police force to write full-time. The Salt Lake Tribune has published his column since 1994, winning the 2007 Utah Headliners Award.[5]

In September 2018, Kirby was suspended from the Salt Lake Tribune for three months without pay, following an internal investigation into a social media allegations by Provo-based blogger and occasional columnist at the Tribune's rival, the LDS Church-owned Deseret News, of inappropriate behavior toward her at a Mormon conference in July.[6] Courtney Kendrick, then 41, wrote she felt “belittled and embarrassed” after Kirby, 65, made sexually tinged comments and persuaded her to eat an edible dose of marijuana, then mocked her before a Sunstone Symposium audience by declaring Kendrick was “high.” Kirby issued a written apology stating he was "sorry that my actions have offended people" and acknowledged that there was some truth to the allegations. Subsequent statements carried a fuller acknowledgement of his responsibility and his understanding of the harmful nature, however initially unintended, of his words and actions: "In his own written statement, Kirby said: “I’m profoundly sorry that my actions have offended people in the community. I have a lot of work to do in understanding the pain I have caused. “After discussing my conduct with Tribune management,” he continued, “I am more aware of the consequences of my actions and I will be undergoing training and counseling to become a better person.”[7]

Writing style

Kirby, who is active in the LDS Church, often writes about its teachings and how its members interpret those teachings in their daily lives. Since many of the Salt Lake Tribune's readers are non-Mormon, Kirby attempts to explain (usually in a humorous way) the Mormon way of thinking to outsiders. At one time he referred to himself as an "OxyMormon".[8] This approach either alienates those Latter-day Saints who feel their beliefs should not be satirized, or endears itself to the reader.[9] Despite this discordant reception, Kirby was once quoted favorably in the LDS Church's bi-annual General Conference.[10][11]

Personal

As of 2017, Kirby lives in Herriman, Utah. He and his wife have three daughters and nine grandchildren.[4]

Published books

Novels:

  • Brigham's Bees (1991)
  • Dark Angel (2000)

Humor:

  • Happy Valley Patrol (1993)[12]
  • Sunday of the Living Dead (1995)
  • Wake Me for the Resurrection (1996)
  • Pat & Kirby go to Hell (or heck if you have the sticker edition) (1997)[13]
  • Family Home Screaming (1999)
  • Kirby Soup for the Soul (2003)[14]

Non-fiction:

  • END OF WATCH: Utah's Murdered Police Officers, 1853-2003 (University of Utah Press, February 2004)
gollark: Which is not a very comprehensible sentence.
gollark: Apparently, a correct thing I said "is like saying that QM is predictable because you can just calculate the position of a molecule in ALL space at the same time".
gollark: I don't see how that actually fixes the problem.
gollark: Yes, but I don't think it runs on discretized space and time.
gollark: The Planck units don't imply that stuff is quantized as much as vaguely suggest it sometimes.

References
  1. "Archived copy". Archived from the original on 2010-10-25. Retrieved 2009-09-26.CS1 maint: archived copy as title (link)
  2. "Archived copy". Archived from the original on 2009-07-14. Retrieved 2009-09-26.CS1 maint: archived copy as title (link)
  3. "Kirby: If God picks me to be the next Mormon prophet, here's what I will do".
  4. Salt Lake Tribune accessed 15 March 2017
  5. "spj.blogspot.com/2007_06-01_archive.html "Kirby wins first place in 2007 Utah Headliners Award, Opinion Column Category (accessed 25 September 2009)".
  6. columnist Robert Kirby suspended after investigation into inappropriate behavior https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/09/15/tribune-columnist-robert/title=Tribune columnist Robert Kirby suspended after investigation into inappropriate behavior Check |url= value (help). Retrieved 2018-09-15. Missing or empty |title= (help)
  7. Semerad, Tony (2018-09-15). "Tribune columnist Robert Kirby suspended after investigation into inappropriate behavior". Salt Lake Tribune. Retrieved 2018-10-26.
  8. "Websites for Journalists, accessed 25 September 2009".
  9. . . . I have come to think of [Kirby] as a rather peculiar uncle who shows up every few days to say something quirky and walks out, leaving everyone to think for a moment. I know when I see his name that I'm going to have a good morning. Archived 2009-09-24 at the Wayback Machine (Blogsite) accessed 25 September 2009
  10. Robert Kirby (15 June 2014). "Kicked out of the Mormon church? Who, me?". Salt Lake Tribune. Archived from the original on 3 September 2014. Retrieved 27 August 2014.
  11. Richard C. Edgley (October 2007). "Enduring Together". General Conference. Retrieved 27 August 2014.
  13. "SF/F Authors of Various Faiths - more". www.adherents.com.
  14. "Sam Weller Bookstore website, accessed 25 September 2009" (PDF). Archived from the original (PDF) on 26 October 2010. Retrieved 26 September 2009.
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