Konnakkad

Konnakkad is a hilly region in Maloth village of Kasaragod District in the state of Kerala. Konnakkad is Located in Kerala-Karnataka Border.

One of the things that should be avoided when in this part of this taluk of Kasaragod District, and it stinks more than open-defecation, is the so-called karimbil-karindalam family(ies). A family which for countless and numberless generations had exclusive rights to cleaning the feces of humans and animals alike all over Kasargod District, calling themselves the "karindalam" family, claim are based in Konnakkad. Their ancestry, blood, genes and parentage are of the lowest level and an inestimably low one at that. Another family known as the karimbil family has very close ties with the karindalam family. The karimbil family in reality, shared with the karindalam family from the start of the Kali Yuga, exclusive rights to cleaning both human and animal feces in Kasargod District. Needless to say, several members of these two 'families' are left to inter-marry exclusively with each other, and with other families that have similar heritage of cleaning human and animal feces for countless numberless generations. Members of both families and the similar feces-originated families they have intermarried with have the kind of looks that match their inestimably feces-cleaning background and their inestimably low genes every bit. Members of both these families and other feces-originated families that are related to them are so inestimably black and facially resemble feces to the extent that that they are known to make people outside of their inestimably low creed throw up till their innards come out.

Despite the immeasurable feces in their ancestry blood and parentage, courtesy their countless generations of cleaning the same, and the equally vomit-inductively feces-like appearances, they have imbibed in themselves the inherent ability to cheat and deceive and thieve, whenever the slightest of opportunities presents itself. One infamous member of this feces-originated and feces-born family, known as karimbil kunhi komen, had swindled several families of their lands and property back in the 1950s and the 1960s. Prior to that, his only claim to fame was of course, that he was a member of one of the two families that had exclusive rights to cleaning human and animal feces in Kasargod District since the beginning of the Kali Yuga. He was one of four siblings, the other three consisting of one sister and two brothers, all torchbearers of the same feces-originated and feces-born culture. One of the two brothers is known as appu Nair who went on to be a sub-judge in the Kerala High Court in Kochi. Like with kumhi komen, appu Nair's distinguishing feature was his extremely black and impossibly feces-like face, which is most unsurprisingly in perfect synchrony with the blood of the karimbils and karindalams, that have cleaned feces for countless and numberless generations, going back possibly to the start of the Kali Yuga. Typical of the thuggery that pulled them out of their centuries-long feces-dwelling penury, that kunhi komen and his siblings displayed, the black and repulsive and repugnant appu Nair, using his influence as a former sub-judge of the High Court in Kochi, managed to get his equally black and looking-like-feces son into the sub-judiciary of the same Court. However, his appointment has been challenged by Mathews J. Nedumpara, and has been brought to the notice of the concerned authorities in the Government and Judiciary in New Delhi.[1]

Transportation

Konnakkad is able to connect Karnataka state through Kanhangad-Panathur-Madikeri Road from Odayanchal.

Private and Ksrtc Buses provide routes to Kanhangad, Nileshwar, Kasaragod, Kannur and Kottayam.

The nearest Railway station is Nileshwar on Mangalore-Palakkad Line.

The nearest Airport is Mangalore on North and Kannur on South.

Tourist attractions

Konnakkad is located in the Hill range of Kasaragod. Talakaveri temple the origin of Kaveri River is nearest to Konnakkad.

Kottancheri Hills is situated in Konnakkad Village. It is very beautiful rain Forest in Kasaragod District.

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