James Boren

James Harlan "Jim" Boren (10 December 1925  24 April 2010) was an American who is best known as a humorist and writer on bureaucratese, in which he poked fun at what he called "the vacuumental thinking and idiotoxicities of Washington".[1] He was also a businessman, teacher, scholar, public servant, political operative, presidential candidate and public speaker.

James Boren

Biography

James Harlan Boren was born in Wheatland, Oklahoma in 1925 to James B. and Una Lee Boren (née Hamilton); he was a nephew of Lyle Boren and Mae Boren Axton and first cousin of David Boren.[2][3][4] He joined the United States Navy in 1942 at the age of 17, serving on the destroyer escort the USS William C. Cole at the Battle of Okinawa.[3][5]

He studied at University of Texas at Austin (BA, PhD), California State University, Long Beach (MA), and University of Southern California (MA).[3][5]

Boren initially worked in the independent oil business in Texas and Oklahoma.[1]

In 1957 Boren was the campaign manager for Ralph Yarborough's successful bid to represent Texas in the United States Senate, and was Yarborough's chief of staff 1957-61. In 1961 President John F. Kennedy appointed him Deputy Director of the U.S. Economic Mission to Peru. There he conceived the idea of the Partners of the Alliance (now known as Partners of the Americas), and he spent seven years helping to build schools, equip hospitals, assist with potable water systems, and other economic development projects.[3]

In 1970 he became President of Development Services International in Washington, D.C.[1]

Boren then turned to reforming bureaucracy through the use of humor and political satire. He formed a spoof organization called the International Association of Professional Bureaucrats. He was in great demand as a professional speaker, and he wrote seven books, the most famous of which was When in Doubt Mumble: A Bureaucrat's Handbook. The title drew on his most famous quotation:

  • "When in charge, ponder... When in trouble, delegate... When in doubt, mumble."

In 1991 he became a Scholar-in-Residence at Northeastern State University in Tahlequah, Oklahoma.

In 1992, Boren was an official (if not entirely serious) candidate for President of the United States, for the Apathy Party of America. His slogan was "I have what it takes to take what you've got".[1] In 1996 he was the Oklahoma Democratic Party nominee for the U.S. Senate but was unsuccessful.

He died in Tahlequah on 24 April 2010, aged 84. He was married three times.

Books

Jim Boren's books included:

  • When in Doubt, Mumble: A Bureaucrat's Handbook, 1972
  • Fuzzify!: Borenwords and Strategies for Bureaucratic Success
  • Have your way with bureaucrats; the layman's guide to pyramiding…
  • Twiggle
  • Bureaucratic Zoo: The Search for the Ultimate Mumble.[5]

Quotes

  • A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
  • Guidelines for bureaucrats: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble. [6]
  • Bureaucracy is the epoxy that greases the wheels of progress.[7]
gollark: I found a program which does similar multicasting-y stuff and works fine, but I don't understand what it's actually doing because it's in a very different language with different semantics.
gollark: It's possible that I have some fundamental misunderstanding of how to make the networking stack happy with all this, but the examples I found did basically the same stuff so WHO KNOWS.
gollark: It's going onto my pile of "abandoned until I can find a non-eldritch way to do this" things.
gollark: "Interesting" and highly cursed: Google appear to have implemented some sort of horrible BASIC-y language encoded in YAML for "cloud workflows": https://cloud.google.com/workflows/docs/reference/syntax
gollark: I don't really know about the details at all, but I think the way it works is that when you observe one end, it collapses into one of two random states, and the other one collapses into the other. Or something vaguely like that.

References

Party political offices
Preceded by
Dave McCurdy
Democratic nominee for U.S. Senator from Oklahoma
(Class 2)

1996
Succeeded by
David Walters
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