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Ok, so for my PC class I have to find 3 hacks that would mess up the lab's PC. Me and my partner are going to mess up the PC and then another team will try to fix it. The system on it is Windows 7. Anything that would stop the normal use or render the PC useless works. The conditions:
- Can't open the case
- Can't use the registry settings (due to how big it is, it would take the other team a long time to fix)
- Needs to be fixable (meaning, nothing that would mess that bad so it would require an reinstall) within 15-30 minutes (by my teacher, preferably not by the other team :)
- Can use the administrative tools
- No downloads (PC is not even connected to a network)
Note: stuff like create a fake, unclickable desktop by taking the desktop's screenshot and setting it as a background won't work as this has been discussed already. Also creating a reboot link and putting it in the autostart programs has been discussed. But anything of this type would be great to hear.
Any suggestions?
P.S. This is really for my college class, so no harm here, just pure lab fun :)
Added after edit: First would like to thank everybody for the input, some great ideas here. To clarify some things: - I have the admin account - It needs to be done in about 15 minutes, it needs to be able to be fixed in 15-30 minutes - Can't connect it to ANY network, since it's a lab PC and the college wouldn't allow them.
@Billare, yes, our teacher is a hacker at heart :)
Oh, and by the way, I don't think we are allowed to boot from another media, or mess with the BIOS, it is a Desktop Systems Administration class, and everything needs to be done inside Windows. I'll ask and see if we're allowed, if yes, then I can use some ideas from here. Thank again to everybody.
Edit 2: Let's try a different angle. How about disabling some non-vital services which will cause some annoyance. The main point, it needs to be a pain right from the start of using the PC, not in the long term use. Wow, my head is spinning some ideas from here, great, will let you know tonight what I used.
Moderator note: If you suggest ways to disable/break the computer, please include information on how to fix whatever it is you're breaking as well, if it is not immediately obvious.
One-liner answers, that fail to explain how they work or what the do, will be converted to comments.
2A personal favourite is creating a scheduled task which executes a windows log off (or shutdown) every minute. You've got to be fast to get there and disable it in time. This can be done remotely if you had the luxury of a network and local admin (not that I'd ever do this to a colleague) – Basic – 2014-08-29T17:10:55.597
Why would you want to do this? – Jeff Clayton – 2014-12-31T22:23:11.273
"Install McAfee", dying laughing here, I might have to go to the doctor to get it to stop. – Moab – 2015-09-22T22:34:03.457
3Do you already have access to an admin account, or do you need to compromise the system first? – rob – 2011-04-27T06:54:51.210
how much time do you have to do this? – Journeyman Geek – 2011-04-27T08:11:19.117
I'm surprised that an "official" institution like a university would allow something like this... – Uticensis – 2011-04-27T11:50:19.643
4@Billare - it sounds like a good lesson to me, the machine is isolated from the network so potential damage is limited and odds are the machine will be overwritten with disc image after so any os damage will be repaired almost instantly. – Robb – 2011-04-27T12:11:50.197
298Install McAfee! – James – 2011-04-27T12:47:54.577
1I would suggest to run a script that applies a bunch of these problems, another script to disable them. :) – Tamara Wijsman – 2011-04-27T12:48:23.973
Wow. I'm actually having a hard time putting an up-vote on this one, since it's more about causing problems than solving any. Ah, the heck with it. Great ideas, everyone! – Iszi – 2011-04-27T12:54:48.367
2lol @James that's funny – pHelics – 2011-04-27T14:02:06.437
40@james - norton antivirus was worse, the last time i had to deal with a computer with it ;p – Journeyman Geek – 2011-04-27T14:34:47.457
1FYI: Users who fail to answer with more than a one-liner will have their answers converted to comments. – Ivo Flipse – 2011-04-27T15:51:32.743
39If it already has Windows 7 on it, it sounds like it's pretty thoroughly messed up already. Your work here is done. – Adrian Petrescu – 2011-04-27T18:01:52.667
I'd be interested in responses that could show what using powershell could accomplish for this. – Jon Schoning – 2011-04-27T18:10:37.000
1@Journeyman Geek norton is worse than ANY anti-virus software i have EVER seen. – Nate Koppenhaver – 2011-04-27T18:25:32.427
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@jon - tie something like this http://powershell.com/cs/blogs/tips/archive/2009/04/24/ejecting-cds.aspx into the scheduled tasks to run every minute, or sit the script in auto run wrapped in an infinite loop with random pauses for less predictability
– Robb – 2011-04-27T19:09:39.39099@Adrian Petrescu - You obviously haven't used windows 7, or confusing it with vista. Windows 7 is actually pretty nice and stable – Journeyman Geek – 2011-04-27T22:03:50.370
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There was a decent discussion recently in a very similar vein on the Ars Technica forums. Thread Link. Some sadistic ideas within involving crippling the heaps, boot.ini fun, Driver Verifier, eating memory with extremely large background images, very long system sounds, etc.
– afrazier – 2011-04-28T13:19:36.067@JourneymanGeek: Linux fan, just go along. – sinni800 – 2011-04-28T15:37:57.273
3@James - I'm loving the fact that despite multitude of evil things you can do to a pc listed below installing McAfee is still in first place on the voting! People can't intentionally break windows as hard as McAfee manages unintentionally! – Robb – 2011-04-28T21:47:15.520
You can also autorun a shutdown command. take a look at msconfig to find go – Fabian Schuh – 2011-04-27T07:58:22.630
This is a easy one to do, rename windows and temp directories and when doing so just add spaces at the beginning also making them read only could be fun. – N4TKD – 2011-04-27T19:45:37.453
15Go into Mouse settings and change all the cursors to a transparent
.cur
file. – Ry- – 2011-04-28T22:39:29.0571Hold down Window-e. This opens copies of Windows Explorer at the keyboard's repeat rate. Windows Vista and later use a lot of video resources per open window (thanks to Aero) so that tends to fill up the RAM and bog down the PC after a few seconds. – John Walthour – 2011-04-27T14:30:32.897
Can't. After I'm done with the PC I have to shut it off and give place to the other team to suffer. – pHelics – 2011-04-27T15:22:14.823
It doesn't work in Windows 7, I get only one window, though iirc it worked in Vista. – nyuszika7h – 2011-04-27T17:33:40.913
1+1: i tried it for just a one second on my comp (its an XP SP3), waited for the hourglass to go away, and i got a nasty alert box saying i was out of memory (i have 2GB of RAM) – Nate Koppenhaver – 2011-04-27T20:42:12.157
I'm not sure how much of
win.ini
and 'system.ini' is used in Windows7 (showing on my 64-bit version), but might be able to have some fun adding stuff there. Back in the Windows 3.x time, it was good fun. :) – Macke – 2011-04-28T11:05:59.95337Bookmarking this thread for the next time someone in the office goes on vacation. – Alain – 2011-04-29T13:37:25.770
1A simple but mean one, swap the name of the users logon profile, so when they try to logon to the one called 'Admin' or its equivalent, it will be a different profile and a different password. Simple fix is to log on to the renamed one that is actually the admin profile and change it back – RhysW – 2013-03-20T16:07:54.177