Run Update-Help -Force as local administrator as you have done already to make sure that the help files are present in C:\Windows\System32\WindowsPowerShell\v1.0\en-US or your locale.
Then verify that the file extensions for the about_ help files are actually .help.txt and not just .txt PowerShell help files need to be .help.txt.
There is an issue somewhere in the Update-Help process in PowerShell v5 where the files are being named .txt.
The following one-liner will Move-Item (not Rename-Item more on that below) all the .txt into .help.txt. This path will include Module help files also in the usual PowerShell system directory — make sure to check if your PowerShell is installed somewhere else.
Get-ChildItem -Path 'C:\Windows\System32\WindowsPowerShell\v1.0' -Recurse -Include '*.txt' -Exclude '*.help.txt' | Move-Item -Destination { $_.DirectoryName + '\' + $_.Name -replace '.txt$','.help.txt' } -Force
After renaming the .txt to .help.txt your Get-Help about* will work again.
However, if you run Update-Help -Force a new set of incorrect .txt will be downloaded again. Hence the reason for the script above using Move-Item (instead of Rename-Item) as you can run it again for cleanup multiple times.
This issue needs to be sorted out by Microsoft.
Older powershell versions seemed to install WITH help files, the newer versions seem to NOT include those files. They only come down after you've invoked
update-help. If you're behind a proxy, make sure it is assigned, otherwiseupdate-helpwill fail. – Clayton – 2016-08-30T13:30:32.730@Craig620 I've been running
update-help -forcetill the cows come home, but it's not getting me any newabout_topics. It's like PS5 doesn't know they are supposed to exist. – NReilingh – 2016-08-30T14:57:17.493